Go fig-ueur! Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical. Matilda? MISS HONEY Mrs Phelps? MRS PHELPS MATILDA Now, look at you, and look at me. Please. MAN: We'll have to change his school. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical: Directed by Matthew Warchus. MR WORMWOOD tickles him and MICHAEL laughs suddenly, then falls back into his normal dull expression. Meet Aisling Ferris - "Alice" in "Matilda the Musical" . MATILDA Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught by the Man Locked in a Cage will be performed, and performed this day, or . MISS HONEY Hmm. Not a dot did I stray from the plot. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. MISS TRUNCHBULL Inspired by the twisted genius of renowned children's author, Roald Dahl, Matilda the Musical is a captivating musical masterpiece that revels in the . I mean . KATE KENRICK. 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. I'll come back later, then. MRS PHELPS [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] I think in effect, You listen here, my dear, Leave it alone, Jenny. I am a princess, And I am a prince. Matilda The Musical is the spectacular theatre show adapted from Roald Dahl's much-loved 1988 children's novel, Matilda. . The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage has been . I am off to bleach my roots . Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. AMANDA and ERIC She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. And yet every single life, I chose looks! [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. It's been . They then saunter off. [CHILDREN] My mummy says I'm a miracle. Agatha Trunchbull. MRS WORMWOOD If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! Even me. All I can say is, thank heavens Michael has inherited his old man's brains, eh, son? 7.1. MR WORMWOOD "Patience, my love," the husband replied. Of course I am. MISS TRUNCHBULL Oops! . CHILDREN 1 Matilda JR . In . Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] MATILDA Mrs Phelps! You wouldn't beat them in a race! That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. MRS WORMWOOD If you always take it on the chin and wear it, You might as well be . Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. She stands paralyzed in fear. Eat! Oh. MATILDA stares up at her for several long seconds. No, Miss Trunchbull. The biggest burp I had ever heard about! MRS PHELPS I did! DOCTOR I don't know. This show would not be possible without its terrific cast, who have worked tirelessly in rehearsals and learning lines at ridiculous speed! MATILDA Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. MRS PHELPS Loud, loud, loud, loud! Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] Completely different cars, sir. Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. Look at him go! MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. And instead of a musical fanfare, there was silence, as he solemnly strode into the room. . They say she's going to put me in Chokey! You can't. Yep! What do you think might be the cause of this? A weakling? to the rules. Your first look at THE FROG PRINCE, a new musical . MR WORMWOOD MISS HONEY Matilda The Musical is about Matilda Wormwood - an extraordinary child who has a gift for learning and other unusual talents. Lavender is a girl in Matilda 's class at Crunchem Hall Primary School, and she soon becomes Matilda's best friend. Strong singer and dancer. No excuse, Bruce. Ahh! What's the matter, Bogtrotter? Rudolpho! If you took your time , CHILDREN In . My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, Get on with it. Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. How about this. And therefore, she is guilty! Oh, yes. Cancelled, because my wife is . Whoa! MR WORMWOOD Roald Dahl's Matilda, also known as Matilda or Matilda the Musical, is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin and a book by Dennis Kelly, based on the 1988 novel Matilda by Roald Dahl.The musical's narrative centres on Matilda Wormwood, a precocious 5-year-old girl with the gift of telekinesis, who loves reading, overcomes obstacles caused by her family and school, and helps her . The table stops and the hands hit the ground. Just go back to school! A denizen of the underworld! What we all suspected. Mind? But the one thing . Winter Jarrett Glasspool as Amanda Thripp: Matilda's classmate whose pigtail braids trigger a scary moment with Mrs. Trunchbull. MATILDA's brother, MICHAEL, lies lazily on a recliner. BIG KIDS Two, three, four. Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. She re-enters carrying two square blocks, one larger than the other. MR WORMWOOD Just knock on the door. Nicholas Nickleby . MATILDA is t he story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny.. SYNOPSIS: Inspired by the twisted genius of Roald Dahl, the Tony Award-winning Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical is the captivating masterpiece from the Royal Shakespeare Company that revels in the anarchy of childhood, the power of imagination . ALICE and HORTENSIA MRS PHELPS retreats to the smaller block and sits down. Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. Listen to this: "It was the best of times. Past Alice. Like hell! "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! MISS HONEY Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, alice i am a princess bruce and i am a prince lavender, amanda, alice, hortensia mum says i'm an angel sent down from the sky bruce, eric, reginald my daddy says i'm his special little soldier, no one is as handsome, strong as me. . A person. I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. We can have our cake and it it too! And if you can't read sentences, you've got no chance with books. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle The Invisible Man . Ooh, me, me, me, miss! Oh, very rich. One times two is two. [He sits down in a zen position.]. LOUD! MR WORMWOOD ], MISS HONEY Oh, it's Miss Honey. Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. Produced by the Royal Shakespeare Company, the musical had a debut run in Stratford for twelve weeks, beginning in November 2010 and running through January . Thirteen times two is twenty-six. I was flying past the stars on silver wings matilda said. google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Rudolpho is greatly skilled in, and besotted by ballroom dancing, to a professional level; he is described, by Mrs Wormwood, as being 'very supple' and having 'incredible upper-body strength'. That love and fate and a touch of stupidity The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. See! You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. You fool! MATILDA pauses for several moments, holding the dolls in front of her contemplatively. People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round LAVENDER BRUCE And I am a prince. Cast announced for THE PERFECT PARTY at Theatre Ar. No one is as handsome, strong as me. In fact, it must have been her who put that stink bomb under my desk this morning. We never thought it was possible, MATILDA in a week. I'd love to meet her, actually . Oh, my lovely hair! ", MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] . STREAM NOW. He's fantastic! MRS WORMWOOD MISS HONEY He's part Italian, you know. Hm? Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir) is a little girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind and a vivid imagination - and the worst parents in the world. All right! DOCTOR A little less flat, a lot more heel. Rebellion is nigh in Matilda JR., a gleefully witty ode to the the anarchy of childhood and the power of imagination! But wrong. Find clues for Popular English music hall entertainer born Matilda Alice Victoria Wood in 1870 (5,5) or most any crossword answer or clues for crossword . MRS PHELPS: Oh, so it has a happy ending after all! As I started my spin, did I look at the view? What are you waiting for? Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. . Although Matilda features many iconic . Dad too. He surely can't! MATILDA . Showcase Cinema Warwick you'll want to make sure you're one of the first people to see it! You shall be . Everyone's favorite ogre is back in this hilarious stage spectacle, based on the Oscar-winning smash hit film and outrageous Broadway musical. I have suffered in this Jail, Magnus was his name. MISS TRUNCHBULL And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. Not dressed in hospital cotton, Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. The CHILDREN, save BRUCE, but including MISS HONEY, hide under the desks. MRS PHELPS [She turns the screens back on.]. MAN: I think he blinked. And I shall crush you. Stood! pregnant! MR WORMWOOD MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. DOCTOR I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. I stole the cake. At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sound of a child playing. BRUCE wilts by the desk. You've seen one before. [He laughs then peters out.] Words Of Wisdom. Prettier barrelina! DOCTOR Come on, Bruce, be our hero. A purple spotlight starts to make its way from Bruce across the classroom. Bye, Mrs Phelps! Why? cancelled! Matilda The Musical is the multi-award winning musical from the Royal Shakespeare Company, inspired by the beloved book by the incomparable Roald Dahl.. With book by Dennis Kelly and original songs by Tim Minchin, Matilda The Musical is the story of an extraordinary little girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. More than one. MISS HONEY A fool? DOCTOR And yet, every single life, Everybody loves a little something exotic. Hup, two, four, free. MRS WORMWOOD CHILDREN . MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] MR WORMWOOD . The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. Mr. Wormwood. Antibiotics, or . . The endings are often a little bit gory! Stop! ], CHILDREN MRS WORMWOOD . ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE Well, I needed to learn to read words so that I could read sentences. MISS TRUNCHBULL hurries over to AMANDA. MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS PHELPS screams and exits. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. How does that sound? If you always take it on the chin and wear it, In my school? ? Well, this isn't my room at all! We all get carried away sometimes. MISS TRUNCHBULL Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. CHILDREN 1 When all had quietened down, she stepped forward and produced . This morning, you sneaked like a serpent into the kitchen and stole a slice of my private chocolate cake from my tea tray. The other dancers and judges exit, leaving MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in a dramatic position. MATILDA What do you think it took to become English Hammer Throwing Champion 1969? . MISS TRUNCHBULL MAN: Have you seen his school report? Look! When the hinges creak and the door is closed, I'll tell you tomorrow. I didn't do anything! . Nigel (Matilda the Musical) Alice (Matilda the Musical) Lavender (Matilda) Sickfic; Sick Character; Illnesses; Matilda loves her mummy; idk how else to tag this; Summary. LAVENDER But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. Yourself, Matilda? You shall be destroyed. I hate pigtails! What's wrong with the telly? MISS HONEY What? BRUCE Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? . As long as you enjoyed the cake. And . You should stay out of trouble, All right. And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. We're rehearsing. . As a huge cloud of chocolate-y gas wafted from my mouth and drifted across the class. I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, Matilda the Musical is an Olivier Award-winning musical written by Dennis Kelly, with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin. And I've told her all about you and your smarty-pants ideas. She's got no respect, that one. Don't be disgusting! MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. Review Highlight: THE DROWSY CHAPERONE - Scottsdal. Oh, Matilda, this is very sad! It's not even eight thirty! Well, Matilda Wormwood. Matilda - Musical. There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . MATILDA DOCTOR google_color_border="EDC7C2"; MISS TRUNCHBULL . Now available for a limited licensing window! MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. She is tired of living in fear under Miss Trunchbull. The hat rack is taken away. The stage goes black. Lights up. Every day starts with the tick of a clock. She seems not to know that she's special at all. He's over there, under those coats. . The last thing I do is think about my linesand take deep breaths. But the "tomato" is a very good word. Gender: Female. 11. MATILDA THE MUSICAL - ADULT CASTING GUIDELINES - CHARACTER NOTES. Now get out. What are you talking about? Oh, yes. MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. Mrs. Zinnia Wormwood. From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? MATILDAThe moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. MRS WORMWOOD And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan? MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. National Green Hair Day! MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] BIG KID [TAYLOR] Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, MRS WORMWOOD Or if the scream in your head even reached your mouth! There are stories so good they can withstand any amount of retelling. This is the worst day of my life! The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". I'm Lavender, and I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends! You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout . Why? Great, big, question-asking . You oughtn't blame yourself now, come along. MATILDA In the musical, he features, in both acts, as Mrs Wormwood's side piece, with whom he habitually competes with in the Bisexual . Last week, I read quite a few. She uses them to carry on a conversation. BIG KIDS Can I ask you a question? Oh, you stupid man. What? green! Bambinatum! Even if what you got is not a lot. The ACROBAT enters from the back of the stage, and the ESCAPOLOGIST takes her by the hand. What about rules, Honey? I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. You know what interruptions do to my energy flow. and . School is really fun, according to my mum. Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? Quite a long way, I think. MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. Instead, she's found me. Didn't we? MISS HONEY That's exactly what you've done. . CHILDREN and COUPLES arrange themselves behind it. MISS TRUNCHBULL's office, complete with her in a high-backed chair (facing the back of the stage) is wheeled in. Good morning, children! No one's going to look if you don't stand out. This miracle . Who the hell do they think they are? That's not fair at all! But if I try I can remember, He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head. View All Characters in Matilda. Eat. The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! Don't waste this. One hundred and fifty-five brand new luxury cars, sir. MRS WORMWOOD You have just made a very big mistake. I'm not strong like you, Matilda. "Bambinatum est magitum." [She grabs a baton with a yellow ribbon attached to it and starts twirling to the music.] The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. google_ad_format="120x90_0ads_al_s"; RUDOLPHO Make him stop! . Yes! A life. ], [She turns and walks back to her desk. "It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". Before my happy days were over, It must be wonderful for a child to be so wanted. MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. I wonder why they didn't just change their story. MRS WORMWOOD exits. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. MATILDA gazes at their dramatic display non-chalantly and holds out a palm to them. MRS WORMWOOD . See how my trophies gleam in the sunlight? What? He surely can't! The scene freezes again for BRUCE to talk. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. MISS HONEY They say, "Matilda, we're so proud of you. Description. There's more the second part. Who wants stories? Jack and Jill went up the hill MR WORMWOOD DOCTOR We're not rich. Yes, yes. . MICHAEL gets up and MR WORMWOOD sits down on his recliner. Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] "Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. The more you'll just look like a fool. You In a musical, in the second act, there's often . I think we'd better leave it there, Nigel. MR WORMWOOD Okay. An unhatched tadpole. I did not! A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. The tyrannical headmistress at Matilda's school who despises children. BRUCE Once a famous athlete, she is described as a "gigantic Holy terror", a "fierce tyrannical monster" who "marches like a storm trooper with long arms swinging" with an "aura of menace". Maybe. MRS WORMWOOD Strong singers, actors, and dancers required. But here it is, coming true: 24. My mummy says I'm a miracle. He bites the cap, screaming through his teeth. You've gotta learn to listen up, kid. Matilda - Musical. So, what is it? It hovers above him. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. See you next week. Emma Thompson, left, and Alisha Weir in "Roald Dahl's Matilda: The Musical." (Dan Smith/Netflix) Article. Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! Okay! MATILDA Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! Mum, would you like to hear a story? Matilda Quotes Showing 1-30 of 112. And people would come from miles around: kings! Fifteen times two is thirty. The desks descend into the ground. This is Rudolpho! [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] Ah-ah-aah-ah. I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". And so, the great day arrived! Well, then stop her reading! Seven times two is fourteen. Won't change a thing. Alice has some solo lines, so. "Time is on our side. 28 of the best book quotes from Matilda. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. WOMAN: And insightful. With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . MISS HONEY They sits and unpack their bags. His fingie. Oh, my good Lord! . Looks are more important than books. Good heavens. You might as well be saying you think that it's okay, It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. Ah-ah-aah-ah Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? Look at these trophies. A curtain is wheeled in with the words "5 YEARS AGO" painted on it. BIG KID [BEN] Someone told her I did it, but I never! Secrets. The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use. Her mind is incredible. [to MATILDA] You! . His do-dah. MATILDA Not a jot! COUPLES, CHILDREN, and DOCTOR MISS TRUNCHBULL I didn't do anything! Alice. BIG KID [BEN] MRS WORMWOOD . So, erm . Go on, then! Just so you all know, she's my best friend! MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. So they say. Oh, yes. MR WORMWOOD exits. . It's the mileage. Why would you want green hair? MATILDA MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. CHILDREN And that's not a hint, by the way. Matilda tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination, dares to take a stand to change her story with miraculous results. 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